- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to clap 14 times a second

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to fart on a plane.

the ability to talk to humans

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to send text messages while driving

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.