The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to count to potato

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!