- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

The power to stop existing.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

he power to make mistakes

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

the ability to glow in the light.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

Pointless Super Powers