Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!