The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to shrink your private parts.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to misspell

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to fly if you are eating.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to autocorrect your mom.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The power to breathe oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to remove all flavour from food.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to die from darting too hard

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to lick your elbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

thumb_up thumb_down +14

PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!