The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to turn cake into pie

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!