The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Being a freemason

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!