The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The Power to Power

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!