- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

To have the power to breathe

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to swallow instead of spit

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

I'm a giant di

Nope. Just nope.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to smell like body odor at will

The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

The power to drink as much tequila as you want without dying.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to like this power

The power to break bones at will.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to not care.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

Pointless Super Powers