- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

The power of women's rights.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to walk 1% faster.

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to sharpen a pen

the power to turn food into shit

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to shrink your private parts.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to burn the sun.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

Pointless Super Powers