The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The ability to read your own mind

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!