The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to make money disappear.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!