- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to fly if you are eating.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The ability to become visible at will.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

the power to sleep while standing!

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

the power to jizz money

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

the power to half transform to something.

the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

Pointless Super Powers