Liam Brudenell

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power of christ ;)

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!