- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

teleport to the place where you stand

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

The power to read terms and conditions

Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

to zap people but only yourself

The power think five times slower.

The power to write about pointless superpowers.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

Pointless Super Powers