- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to speak braille.

The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

Read fortune cookies without opening them

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

Pointless Super Powers