The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to jump

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to die.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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Power to freeze ice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!