The power to lick your own balls!!!

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to have an ability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to look like yourself

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!