The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!