- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to wish you had a power

The power to be a common person

The power to read minds but only when you're alone

The power to understand irony.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to hear in the dark.

the power to like charlie

The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

Pointless Super Powers