The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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being black

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De poverr too tipe relly shiiti annd stil bee undrstod bai rettadad peepols unly.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The ability to control dairy products

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to not care.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!