Aweonao

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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blindness

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to be a snail

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!