cry acid tears

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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blindness

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!