The power to be french.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!