The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to die

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to make water expire.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!