- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop every 5 minutes

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

The power to swim on land.

The power to absolutely nothing

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

The power to vomit every time you burp.

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

Pointless Super Powers