- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to ejaculate napalm

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to control paprika with your mind

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

Nothing

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to walk on frozen water.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

Pointless Super Powers