- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to absolutely nothing

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

Pointless Super Powers