- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to lock open doors

The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers