- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to smell colors

The power to shrink boobs

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to get hurt without a break.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to become translucent

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to release the bogus

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to eat the red ones last

Pointless Super Powers