The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to take edible shits.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to read this.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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the power to turn retarted

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!