The power to have a V8

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to die

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to not exercise.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!