- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The power to walk on very very shallow water (

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to like this power

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

Pointless Super Powers