the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The power to teleport......one nanometer every million years

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to be in AA.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!