The power to get laid by your right hand.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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A good Kisser

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!