- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to autocorrect your mom.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The power to urinate in mouth.

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

The power to resurrect dead insects

The power to think your dreams are real.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to find pokemon attractive

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to waste money

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to eat soup with a fork.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

swear words -jesse

Pointless Super Powers