the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to read this.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to die.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!