The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!