- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not get shit dick

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to create a unicorn online.

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power to turn into a tree.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Pointless Super Powers