The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!