The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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the power to change people socks on command

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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make youself dumb

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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boo

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to be Justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!