The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to smell water.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!