Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to control dairy products

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to turn retarted

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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boo

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!