The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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the power to like charlie

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Acid tears.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!