- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The ability to eat the red ones last

the power to turn food into shit

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to turn any object into food

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

Pointless Super Powers