- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

The power to throw fireballs only under water

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to be powerless.

The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to be french.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power of turning butter into concrete.

The power to smell whore

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers