YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to be powerless

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!