the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to ignore useful information

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!