- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The power to see the past.

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power of bad luck

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to not have a super power.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The abilty to go through water.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The ability to die on command.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to be stupid reading this.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

Pointless Super Powers