The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The ability to die instantly

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!