- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

The power of bad luck

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The ability to not have a super power.

The abilty to go through water.

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to even

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to be stupid reading this.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The ability to die on command.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

Pointless Super Powers