The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to be powerless

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to fail at life

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!