the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to sit

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!