The power to be an idiot.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to see the present

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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the power to die

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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the power to fly in space

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to speak to toasters

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to see via toe nails

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!