The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to fire my lazer

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Liam Brudenell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!