The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to die when you get old

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!