- Pointless Super Powers

the ability to die on command

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

yo mama

The epic power of laser pointer vision.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to not have any power at all

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

The power of exploding when you think.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to be powerless

the power to turn food into shit

The power to sharpen a pen

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!