- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of hindsight

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to grow more genitals.

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to die at will

Invisibility, when no one is looking.

The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

the power to animate condiments

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

The power to create shit

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

Pointless Super Powers