- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

the power to eat people :D

Having the power to stand still

The ability to not live forever

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

The power to be french.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

Pointless Super Powers