the power to misspell

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!