- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to not have a brain!

The power to extend your pinky toe

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the ability to levitate

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The ability to die on command.

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

Pointless Super Powers