the power to run in slow motion

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Really bendy thumbs.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!