The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!