The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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blindness

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to be born again

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The ability to like this post

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!