The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to microwave bread

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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To have the power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!