The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to die

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to see stuff

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!