The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to not finish your....

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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the power to fire my lazer

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Justin Bieber

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!