the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to see through windows

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!