the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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75% levitation

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to sweat poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!